Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
Just want to crawl into bed next to you and make out a lot please
don’t :) fucking :) comment :) on :) what :) i :) eat :) or :) how :) i :) eat :) it :) or :) why :) i’m :) eating :) it :) asshole :)
Tumblr has made some of you think posting yourself naked often is normal. That’s wild. The body can definitely be artistic and is nothing short of beautiful. But busting open your ass and playing with your cat on social networks isn’t art. Stop using art as an excuse to get attention. Thirst traps are not art.